Sunday, September 18, 2011


I don't know where these questions originated from but when I got them in an email I knew I needed to blog about it and add some appropriate pictures.

Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?



tammy said...

My son was so excited this week when I bought a package of hotdogs that had 8 instead of 10. I guess that had been bugging him for awhile!

Cherie said...

Those really do make you think and some are just ridiculous right - Like the Drive up ATM machines with Braille buttons! Ha Ha

And YES why didn't know swat the mosguito's, flies, poisonous spiders, and anything else creepy or annoying. Good question!

Beverly @ The Buzz said...

The only one I can even halfway answer is the one about mascara. Holding your mouth open relaxes your face and makes it easier to apply the mascara.

Rainy Day Farm said...

Amen on the mosquitos!

Garden of Egan said...

That was hilarious!