MY FUNNY BONE GOT TICKLED!

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This just made me giggle!!!!! 

MORE ABOUT THE COFFEE CAKE

There is a funny thing about coffee cake that I wanted to share.  You see I am a Latter Day Saint (Mormon) and we don't drink coffee.  For the longest time I would pass over any coffee cake recipes I came across thinking they must have coffee in them.  Then I got wise and actually read a recipe through and saw there was no mention of 'coffee' anywhere in it.  Duh!!!!  Coffee cake is called that because I guess it is good to drink coffee with it.   Just like some people drink milk with cookies...I have such a simple mind, it is very scary!

I WONDER WHY...

I don't know where these questions originated from but when I got them in an email I knew I needed to blog about it and add some appropriate pictures.

Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?

THERE NOW, DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU PONDER?